zortchgender:

the funny thing about the whole “Adaine will outlive all the bad kids” thing is that, like, by the time the bad kids START dying from old age or whatever, she will definitely be powerful enough to know plane shift.

Adaine popping into the after life every weekend to dunk on her loser mortal friends before she goes back to the material plane to continue being the badass Elven oracle

Adaine eventually dying in a really embarrassing way, even worse than the last Elven oracle, and al her friends dunking on HER when she gets to the after life

emiko-matsui:

murph is so funny because he’s simultaneously the best and worst dnd player there’s ever been. he knows all the rules and mechanics and is incredibly clever with puzzles and plot, however he cannot rolle dice the most important thing in dnd

enanan-nightchord:

god. i love the bad girls so much. like every rule of three character bullshit you could think of they could fit. like heaven/earth/hell? past/future/present? oh my god. literally a saint a devil and an oracle. and then the bad boys throw rocks into rivers

man-madehorrors:

Murph will come up with the most genius play in a combat and role a 2 for it, whereas Ally nails Nat 20s on the most inconsequential shit imaginable

Murph: *rolling to attack* “fuck, that’s a one”

Ally: *rolls a Nat 20 to find out if the enemy is gay*

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